I wish I were Deaf Dog

The sound of my forever nagging, forever whining, forever arguing and crying kids is driving me mad.

eBay to iMac

So I have decided that I really do need that new computer and have my eye on the new iMac which goes for a little over 2K as I refuse to get anything now with less then 2gig RAM (it is an absolute must to be able to run Photoshop CS3, iTunes, internet and MSN messenger at the same time without loss of speed!)

So the means I feel I need to take is to sell everything I own that I no longer use and need on ebay, I can't work, I mean if I could I would but I can't, I'm obviously the boringSAHM and boringWM just doesn't look right. One more year though and I should be able to join the workforce again or turn into The Man's full-time sex slave.

I have also signed myself up for market research focus groups, which pay cash in the hand to sit and chat about products for 2hrs. The Man thinks it's low level porn and how they get SAHM mum's into whoring...I hope his joking!

Lucky Big Little Man

Even with all the demon's possessing him, he managed to get a visit from the tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny this morning!

Unlucky for me, the bunny decided to visit at 6am!

No Lindt Gold Bunny this Easter

But do not fear, I am not fretting for I didn't want the Lindt milk bunny or the Lindt 75% bunny or the Lindt white bunny, what I wanted was a Lindt chilli Bunny but I doubt it would highly popular to the mass market so I'm very happy to settle for a few blocks of my favourite Lindt Chilli....yummmmmmmm

Happy Easter everyone!

What I like is "mille-feuille"!

Which I can also make, but I'm not sharing with anyone other then The
Man - there all mine I tell you!

I don't even like Lemon Meringue

I doubt anyone recalls but I make a really nice Lemon Meringue, it was
a fluke and I was just being nice to The Man as this is his favourite
dessert, but it seems the word has got out and the
parent-laws-of-The-Man want them too.

I'm nice (of course) so I made them one. What a mistake, I've been
asked weekly now as they are a family of 6 only because the bastard
BIL and his family live there, I don't like them, why should I be
feeding them? They are the rudest, most ungrateful, selfish and I
simply can not tolerate them.

Long and short of it is , I refused, to busy, no eggs, no lemons, but
The Man said make 1 more, one for the road so to say and make it taste
horrible - how do you do that? omit the lemon juice?

So I have a packed day and the only time to make meringue pie is
before I drop Big Man to school...not a nice way thing to wake up to
in the morning, ohhhhh :(

I need $2000

Other then making porn what else can I do? I need a new Mac, I need more RAM, I need money! I'm a boring SAHM and this is completely unachievable. Maybe I can deliver pamphlets, stuff envelopes (do people do that these days or just machines?), walk dogs, whoops I barely walk my own!.

I can't even sell anything on ebay, I've run out of sellable items. Poo, what to do!

Oh well can't make money, I'll just go make a Jensen Ackles blinkie!

GRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr

Nick off Spammers, get out of my blog!

Now how does one delete comments?

Update on the Demons: 11hour sleep made no difference, they woke, they saw each other, they started all over again...I tell you they are possessed!

The Demons strike again

'Twas the night before tomorrow, when all through the house, not a
creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The children were nestled all
snug in their beds, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their
heads.....

Yeah bull shit, not in this house!

But it was sort of quiet for a while, The Man went off to work the
night shift, the kids had bathed, eaten and I being the best mum in
the world allowed them a few more minutes play on the Wii, then all
hell broke loose.

Demon's I tell you! 2 of them, shaped just like my son's, screaming,
no wailing in high ear piercing sounds, fist's flying, feet kicking,
biting, twisting, pulling OMG what the?? I thought I'd give them a
chance and not whip out the wooden spoon immediately (I don't hit
them, just wave it around with lot's of "do you want this?"), and see
if they could deal with IT on their own...who am I kidding.

Thank goodness for the off switch and door's on their rooms!

Where are you Dean Winchester, come save me!

Yeah yeah, maybe just another excuse to have a picture of Jensen in my
blog, but truthfully, the Wii turned the Mii's of my family into
Dii's...honest!

Testing the from email to blog

I just can't get onto blogger these days, my net quality I'm lucky I
can even open email, but I have been able to today, so I'm going to
test if I can blog directly like this.

I'm not sure if images can be uploaded this way, but has to be better
then weeks without blogging.

I have been reluctant to blog as I love opening my blog and seeing
Jenson (so yummy).

I also have been trying to organise myself to include a bit of
everything so that nothing misses out, a bit of exercise, good
cooking, reading, writing and scrapping. Has not really worked yet as
a few things took longer then I anticipated so one has been ditch for
others. I exercised over the last 2 days and it felt great, I hate
sweat but it's good to feel it as I know I'm working my body back to
health.

Here's to more blogging and more exercise!

No pillow = Sleep

I'm finding that if I sleep without a pillow I'm falling asleep quicker, sleeping more soundly, better refreshed in the morning and best of all no lower back pain. For a while now I have been waking with the most horrible stiff and lower back pain, I just thought it was because I sleep curled up or because I've gained 4 kilo's but maybe not, maybe it my dodgy pillow. So do I get a new one or just continue to sleep with out one? Do people need pillows?

I'm home alone today, it's WONDERFUL! I'm going to go and clean the garden a bit, wash the dog then go for a long bike ride. It's a gorgeous day out to with no clouds and a light breeze, 30 degrees, so slightly warm but then I can go for a swim when I get back!

On another tangent altogether, I decided that I don't have son's or boys I have demons. They are little possessed humans, like something from Supernatural, if only Jensen Ackles would come and rescue me, then I'd me ForeversmilingSAHM!

Morning

Oh my I really have to start going to bed before midnight, this lack of sleep is catching up with me and I'm a walking zombie for the first half of the day and then I have loads of energy I can't settle myself.

Have been in a better mood and believe it has something to do with exercise (and sleep) when I do a bit of both I feel so much more human. I'm really into my digital scrapping and although it sucks up almost every spare minute, I just don't mind. I have added a little blinkie, (which I made myself!) to link to my scrap blog. I love photoshop, it is the most amazing program and so much to learn and do on it.

Big Little Man indoor soccer team has some how made it to the GRAND FINAL, there was a little poor sportsmanship last night from over stressed 6 year old, where poor Big Little Man coped the ball in his face because they scored, but all it all I am so proud him. If you may recall 2 years ago when he started Little Athletics, his drive and skills were non-existant, he also gave up and threw tantrums at the drop of a hat. Nothing has changed, nor have I, I refuse to give up on him and know he can achieve if he just get in there and try, and so here we are and into the grand final. We are playing the best team so chances are low of winning, but you never know....