Where have I been? Other then consuming too much food and freezing, my boys have taken over both computers to socialize on Club Penguin:

I'm not a real member, so I can not buy my penguin groovy outfits and join in on member functions, but it's cute and if there was a adult version, I think I would join. But sadly adult version are more like dating sites and so I think I'll just continue to giggle at my boys with their over dressed penguins and funny puffle pets.
Edit: Oh Oh I worked out what Club Penguin adult version reminds me of... The Sims Live, does that still exist?
Update on Big Little Man biting issue:
Well it took 2 weeks for the teacher to work out exactly what happened and it really was an accident. I felt awful when I found out as I never believed BLM and grounded him all that weekend, but it's all sorted now and I doubt he'll ever play that way again with his friends.